Test for potential puppy owners…a must read
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> Brilliant !!!! I am making the necessary arrangements for my > PPO’s right this minute…..anyone got some dogs they can lend me > ????
I have the two huskies, they love to swim. Get stuck between them when they shake and you’ll need a towel JP – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> AM > Information on Weimaraners > http://sites.netscape.net/annemariebrad/index.htm > Got questions? Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. > Up to 100 minutes free! > http://www.keen.com
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> I have the two huskies, they love to swim. Get stuck between them when > they shake and you’ll need a towel > JP
Hehehehe I take Ceilidh to the River almost every day, with Rudy and at least the RudeDude has some manners. He’ll shake as he comes out. Ceilidh will make sure she is rightupnexttoyou, to shake. Always take a shower after their swims….all of us. <G> MaryBeth
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>>I didn’t try to dry him with a tea towel though, just air dry >on the walk back to the car. ie, very wet car!! >Ha! My Aussie dries in seconds (neener). >Both my dogs swim in the river most days, and Rocky the Aussie >dries *way* faster than Murphy the GSD/ACD (aka, the "Sponge"). >– >–Matt. Rocky’s a Dog.
C’mon now. Admit it. You shaved the Aussie. Liz
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>C’mon now. Admit it. You shaved the Aussie.
Maybe I’m just used to Murphy soaking up the entire river. But Rocky dries quickly. Comparison: http://www.cadvision.com/bonnerm/index.html I was warned that Aussies were shedders. Uh, uh. Not compared to Murphy. — –Matt. Rocky’s a Dog.
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>I didn’t try to dry him with a tea towel though, just air dry >on the walk back to the car. ie, very wet car!!
Ha! My Aussie dries in seconds (neener). Both my dogs swim in the river most days, and Rocky the Aussie dries *way* faster than Murphy the GSD/ACD (aka, the "Sponge"). — –Matt. Rocky’s a Dog.
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> I was warned that Aussies were shedders. Uh, uh. Not compared > to Murphy. > — > –Matt. Rocky’s a Dog.
LOL! Out of my four GSD’s Renegade wins the prize for shedding. (Course Rebel is still a pup yet) This dog leaves hairs behind where ever he goes. No amount of brushing, bathing, etc. can stop it. Slow it down, yes, stop it. Ha! When he blows coat it’s unbelievable…… — ~Darlene~ with Renegade, Gypsy, and Rebel (and Root Beer the black and red rescue in case you think I miscounted!) Learn about Blue and Liver GSD’s! http://www.bluedogs.8m.com
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Brilliant !!!! I am making the necessary arrangements for my PPO’s right this minute…..anyone got some dogs they can lend me ???? AM Information on Weimaraners http://sites.netscape.net/annemariebrad/index.htm Got questions? Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. Up to 100 minutes free! http://www.keen.com
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I don’t have the wet Newf, but do have a very wet and exhausted Aussie. Today was our first swim at the quarry, Buttons couldn’t get enough! I didn’t try to dry him with a tea towel though, just air dry on the walk back to the car. ie, very wet car!! — Cheryl Henry, & Buttons, the Australian Shepherd Marvelville Soapworks Marvelville Canada
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Brilliant !!!! I am making the necessary arrangements for my > PPO’s right this minute…..anyone got some dogs they can lend me > ???? > AM > Information on Weimaraners > http://sites.netscape.net/annemariebrad/index.htm > Got questions? Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. > Up to 100 minutes free! > http://www.keen.com
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> This was posted to Cyberdobes and I’m still laughing. I’ll never get > to sleep. > Test for Potential Puppy Owners
What a gem! I love it! LOL! — ~Darlene~ with Renegade, Gypsy, and Rebel Learn about Blue and Liver GSD’s! http://www.bluedogs.8m.com
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This was posted to Cyberdobes and I’m still laughing. I’ll never get to sleep. Test for Potential Puppy Owners This is a test to determine if people are truly ready for a dog. They will be stressed to every limit, with little mercy shown. If the Potential Puppy Owner passes, they will be given a license to start learning about the breed of their choice. Hereinafter the Potential Puppy Owner will be referred as PPO. Under no circumstances will physical force, yelling, cursing, or threatening will be used. Protective padding, or soil proof clothes of any sort are NOT permitted. Small wounds and scratches will be handled in a blas=E9 manner. Washing water, and a bandage will be distributed to each PPO. Tests will be held in a variety of environments. >From crowded interiors to muddy fields, to brush. PPO must enter all
environments with a happy face.PPO will only have one set of clothes permitted. If at any time, they are seen wiping off dog hair or saliva, they will fail. Test PPO must control a highly stimulated 10 month old male German Shepherd puppy.PPO must be able to calm down the dog into a down position in 2 minutes. Only a flat buckle collar and nylon lead will be issued. PPO must stand in between a 14 month old Labrador Retriever puppy and a field. The handler of the puppy will then throw a ball directly in the path of the PPO. PPO must stand their ground and take their clobbering in good nature. PPO must serve dinner to six Boxer puppies. The puppies will be no older than six months and no younger than four months. PPO must not spill the food and the puppies will not be held in any stay position. PPO must quiet either four Shetland Sheepdogs, or six Pomeranians when the doorbell rings. PPO has two minutes and all dogs will be off lead. The dogs must have been handled previously by a breeder immune to the noise, and living in the middle of nowhere. PPO must hold their ground with 10 Jack Russell Terriers chasing a animal that they see as prey. PPO must hold their leashes and not move more than 6 inches. No corrections will be issued, but PPO is welcome to try and distract them. PPO Must hold their ground with 2 Great Danes on ice. They may not move more than 100 ft. PPO Must play with a male Newfoundland after the dog has been swimming in a pond. They must attempt to dry themselves off with a tea towel. At no time, will the PPO react disgusted. PPO Must leave two huskies alone with their home for 3 hours uncrated. The dogs will not be kept in a room where any posed danger to themselves is prominent. PPO must not loose temper with the dogs. PPO may cryhowever. PPO Must groom an adult male Collie blowing coat completely within 25 minutes. Eyes, Nails, Paws, Ears, Teeth and Coat. The dog will be recently bathed to give PPO a good chance. PPO must be introduced into a pack of Beagles ready for a hunt, without cringing at the noise. PPO must fit a Basenji into a weather protective coat within 5 minutes. The Basenji will have never been trained to wear protective clothingbefore. PPO must remove the thistles out of the coat of a American CockerSpaniel. The coat will only be medium length, but all thistles will be removed by hand and a fine toothed comb. PPO must exercise a Vizsla who has not received exercise for 2 days. PPO must not tire out before the dog. PPO must sleep in the room with a Bulldog. If PPO does not get any sleep, they must appear cheerful and sunny. PPO must clean the yard of a St. Bernard breeder within 10 minutes in a snowstorm and may not use any type of bag other than the common supermarket shopping bag. PPO will take a large breed to the vets after being neutered. PPO will navigate through 10 small dogs without stepping on one. PPO must pass an agility course. PPO must secure a steady supply of used bags within 3 days. PPO must be able to successfully get a dog to throw up in a bag while they are in the passenger seat of a car. PPO must not die of shock when they have to cough up the veterinary fees to neuter an adult Mastiff. PPO must not die of shock at the food bill of two growing Bullmastiffs. PPO must sit in a closed room with at least two French bulldogs that have been fed broccoli and beans for dinner. PPO Must live with two 5 month old active breed puppies and not goinsane. PPO must vow to love, train, care and nurture their dogs for the rest of the dog’s life. PPO must accept that each and every dog is an individual which needs to live in a pack. PPO must vow to educate themselves about their breed of choice and the requirements expected. The PPO must vow to purchase the puppy from a reputable rescue/shelter or breeder. The PPO will also conduct themselves and their dogs in a responsible manner securing liberties for the rest of the dog loving community. Furthermore the PPO must manage to keep good humored and remember that for every insane, tough, bad moment, there will always be a hundred more good ones. PPO must try to be the person their dog thinks they are. Before you buy.
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