Female Masturbation
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>> > Is this crap necessary on this group? Take it to one of the zillions of >alt. > > porn groups. How is this celebrity related?? >I guess it’s just about as related as the condom "Survey" was. >Besides, Howard talks about "Pleasuring himself" almost on a daily basis. >Hello? >Marilyn
Condoms should be outlawed. Sex without consequences is not the message we want to be sending our children.
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says… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> > Is this crap necessary on this group? Take it to one of the zillions of >alt. >> > porn groups. How is this celebrity related?? >I guess it’s just about as related as the condom "Survey" was. >Besides, Howard talks about "Pleasuring himself" almost on a daily basis. >Hello? >Marilyn >Condoms should be outlawed. Sex without consequences is not the >message we want to be sending our children.
Kiss my atheist butt, you frigid broad. Robyn Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster #1557
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> Condoms should be outlawed. Sex without consequences is not the > message we want to be sending our children.
Sex should be outlawed. It’s dirty and leads to overpopulation. 
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> I dont understand. how does a woman masturbate???
She grabs my penis and wanks it.
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> Is this crap necessary on this group? Take it to one of the zillions of alt. > porn groups. How is this celebrity related??
I guess it’s just about as related as the condom "Survey" was. Besides, Howard talks about "Pleasuring himself" almost on a daily basis. Hello? Marilyn
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> I dont understand. how does a woman masturbate???
You make me sad. — Faith EAC#4 (Corrupting America Since 1971) Head of Education/Re-education Division Designer of Comfy Chairs
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After being tainted with that hep, I’d say Pam Anderson has probably worn her fingerprints off… I’d love to watch === I’d love to substitute my fingers for hers. J
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>Yes, women masturbate too! Men just may not know it when they hear >women discussing it because they use different terms. Like these:
You should be whipped for posting filth like this. There are children who read these groups and they don’t need more people teaching them filth. 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